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everything you ever wanted to know?
















basics
[[ Name ]] - natalie
[[ Nicknames, including from family ]] - nattles, nattle-wattles, nazzalee, bug, nazzles, spazzles, spazzalee, natty, natty bumpo
[[ Birthday ]] - octooooober first, eightay five
[[ Age ]] - seventeen- not quite a dancing queen, though
[[ Astrological sign? ]] - liBRA
[[ Chinese zodiac sign? ]] - ox
[[ Location ]] - in your dreeeeeeeeams
[[ Sexual Preference ]] - weasels... rawr
[[ Marital Status ]] - single
[[ Current Haircolor ]] - auburnish brownish,
[[ Eyecolor... W/ & W/O contacts ]] - brown
[[ Height ]] - 5 feet five inches
[[ Weight ]] - 134
[[ Parents still together? ]] - HAHAHAHAHA yeah right
[[ Siblings? ]] - yes
[[ Nieces/Nephews? ]] - no
[[ Kids of your own? ]] - hell no
[[ Grandkids? ]] - no
[[ Pets? ]] - yessiroo! two kitties and a... dog
[[ In school/graduated? ]] - junior in high skool 
[[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ]] - i live my with... MOMMY
[[ What do you do for work? ]] - i airbrush stuff
[[ How much do you make? ]] - $6.75/hour
[[ Have any credit cards? ]] -no
[[ AmEx? ]] - no
[[ Can I use em for a few days? ]] - nopers
[[ What do you drive? ]] - white chevy cavalier. it's alright. i liked my old car better.

preferences
[[ Black and White/Color ]] - color!!!
[[ Black/White ]] - black
[[ Red/Blue ]] - red
[[ Dogs/Cats ]] - cats
[[ Roses/Daisies ]] - neither... ick
[[ Beer/Liquor ]] - um... neither, i don't like being drunk
[[ Boxers/Briefs *wink* ]] - boxers babay
[[ Hair: Short/Long ]] - long on guys
[[ Boots/Shoes ]] - boots
[[ Food: Mexican/Italian ]] - italian
[[ Dark/Light ]] - light
[[ Day/Night ]] - night
[[ City/Country ]] - city
[[ Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints *rawr* ]] - solid
[[ Sub/Dom ]] - dom <whip crack> on your knees

favorites
[[ Color ]] - shocking pink and black
[[ Animal ]] - iguana
[[ Vehicle ]] - volvo station wagon 
[[ Flower ]] - flowers are icky
[[ Beer ]] - ew
[[ Liquor ]]- ew
[[ Soda ]] - ew
[[ Food ]] - crab legs
[[ Book ]] - too many
[[ Author ]] - thoreau
[[ Band ]] - too many
[[ CD ]] - too many
[[ Song ]] - i like that song by ben folds five, about the bitch giving him his money back 
[[ Movie ]] - american beauty, but i'm a cheerleader, slc punk, amelie, ghost world 
[[ Director ]] - huh?
[[ Country ]] - FRANCE
[[ State ]] - die die die
[[ City ]] - die die die
[[ School Subject ]] - french :)
[[ Movie genre ]] - comedic drama
[[ Extracurricular Activity ]]- sewing

do you...
[[ Color your hair? ]] - yes
[[ Have tattoos? ]] - not yet
[[ Piercings? ]] - not yet
[[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ]] - yuppers... mr. corwin pants
[[ Floss daily? ]] - no
[[ Own a webcam? ]] - yes
[[ Ever get off the damn computer? ]] - rarely
[[ Sprechen Sie Deutcsh? ]] - die mortal
[[ Hablar Espanol? ]] no
[[ Quack? Quack quack? ]] - <sings> rubber ducky, you're the one...

have you ever...
[[ Gotten a speeding ticket? ]] -no
[[ How fast? ]] -
[[ DUI? ]] - no ew
[[ Been in a wreck? ]] - yeah, i ran into a freezer and i got rear-ended
[[ Been arrested? ]] - come close to it
[[ Stolen a car? ]] - no
[[ Stolen anything? ]] - no
[[ Smoke? ]] -no
[[ Pot? ]] - *stares*
[[ Crack? ]] - ew
[[ Drink? ]] - ew once
[[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ]]- you have to be DRUNK to do that? i didn't get the memo...
[[ Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? ]] - sa sa sa
[[ Posed for nude pics? ]] - um, no comment
[[ Considered a life of crime? ]] - hell yes
[[ Considered being a hooker? ]] -yes
[[ Maybe a pimp? ]] - where's my monay, biznitch?
[[ Cheated on someone? ]] - no
[[ Been married? ]] - no
[[ Been divorced? ]] - no

are you psycho?
[[ Split personalities? ]] - no
[[ Schizophrenic? ]] - no
[[ Obsessive? ]] - no
[[ Compulsive? ]] -no
[[ Obsessive Compulsive? ]] -no
[[ Panic? ]] no
[[ Anxiety? ]] -no
[[ Depressed? ]] -have been before...
[[ Suicidal? ]]- have been before
[[ Homicidal? ]] - <evil grin>
[[ Genocidal? ]] - bwahaha
[[ Pedophile? *sick fawkr* ]] - ew
[[ Obsessed with hate? ]] - no
[[ Mutilate animals? ]] - stuffed ones
[[ Idolize infamous criminals? ]] - no
[[ Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? ]] - yes
[[ Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? ]] - have before

right now... (11/225/02) 
[[ What are you listening to? ]] - ani difranco
[[ What are you watching? ]] - the words appear on the screen as i type them
[[ What time is it? ]] - 12:40 am 
[[ What are you wearing? ]] - jeans, undies, austin powers shirt
[[ Wanna cyber? *wink* ]] - sure, sexah
[[ Hey baby, nice shoes... ]] - i'm not wearing any...
[[ What are you drinking? ]] - sweet tea
[[ Got both hands on the keyboard? ]] - no
[[ You sure bout that? ]] - yep
[[ Who are you talkin to? ]] - myself
[[ What other windows do you have open? ]] - kazaa 
[[ How bored are you? haha ]] - not so
 
















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