my happy little bio


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fact-y thingies

name: natalie
age: 17
<<good things>>
invader zim, GIR, sweet tea, art college, fuzzy purple tank tops, sewing machines, pink plastic seam rippers, herb gardens, homeopathy, massages, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, cheapo plastic watches, kittens, my car, veggie egg rolls, MUSIC, cartoons, writing, reading, art class, yoga, peace, thrift stores, volvo station wagons, volkswagen minibuses, swirly psychedelic art, cool teachers, all-you-can-eat pizza for 4 bucks, finding like-minded people, warm spring days on the hammock, vivid dreams, and being with my friends.  
<<bad things>>
really obnoxious ghetto people, customers, step teams, 78-year-old women who wear a tank top and a bra and who smoke and blow the smoke right into your face, very RUDE-LIKE, art colleges that cost twenty thousand dollars a year, homophobia, stupid closed-minded people, teachers that need to get laid, pink and black separated, the skool cheese and my friend philip's obsession with it, president bush, the way the whole freakin' world is really screwed up nif you think about it, cancer, uptight people, and evil dogs.

ok, by now most of you are probably wondering what sort of person had such genius of mind to create such a fount of artristry on the web. actually, you're probably not. you're probably thinking about doritos. and if you weren't, you are now! you're also probably thinking that i don't know how to spell "artristry". i'm not even sure that's a real word. oh well, if it isn't, i made it up. so there. anyhoo, this is me.

this is my artsy fartsy "thank you cleveland" dramaqueen pose

look! little quotesy thingies...

"the worst form of censorship is censoring yourself."- i don't know who said it, i got it off of kris rigby's pants

the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

when life hands you lemons, throw them at life's head and say, "i dont want your damn lemons!"
"the truth will not make you rich, but it will make you free." -will durant
"change is good, as long as it's not stupid."-chris kirkendall

"if a man does not keep pace with his companions, then perhaps it is because he marches to the beat of a different drummer..." heanry david thoreau
thoreau, ghandi, buddha, and martin luther king jr. are pretty much my idols. they all preached nonviolence as an alternative to fighting, which i strongly believe in. i can't even begin to describe how i identify with these men. other people i admire are john lennon, ani difranco, and ralph waldo emerson. all these people really speak to me in some way or another... i wish there were more people arounf like these.