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no, it's not drunk. it's just covered in bumper stickers. i currently have 6 bumper stickers on my car. my previous car had 14 on it, but it got killed. here are some stickers that speak to me.
* indicates that i own this bumper sticker and proudly wear it on my car
freedom is the distance between church and state
all the arms we need are for hugging
war is terrorism
blessed be the censors, for they shall truly inhibit the earth*
D.A.R.E. to legalize drugs*
condoms are easier to change than diapers*
i don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public
jesus was not a bigot*
jesus is a liberal
a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle*
come the rapture, can i have your car?*
proudly marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish*
D.A.R.E. to think for yourself
love thy first amendment*
war is not good for children and other living things
darwin loves you
evolutionists do it with increasing complexity
vegetables aren't food, vegetables are what food eats*
feminism is the radical notion that women are people
focus on your own damn family
jesus is coming, look busy*
subvert the dominant paradigm*
hatred is NOT a family value*
eracism
i give evolution two opposable thumbs up!
life's too short to smoke cheap pot
practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty
sorry i missed church, i've been too busy practicing withcraft and becoming a lesbian
well-behaved women rarely make history
why be normal?
JUST SAY NO to war
if you believe you can tell me what to think, i believe i can tell you where to go*
learn form your parent's mistakes, USE BIRTH CONTROL*
annoy a politician today- THINK*
if i want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, i'll put shoes on the cat*
a closed mind doesn't need drugs- it's already wasted*
you may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one- john lennon, 1971*
help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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