i need a bigger bumper | essay: essence of humanity | little plastic people | "but i looove him" | drifter | stuff i like | get pissy | essay: homophobia | Name That Sperm! | thriftin' | subculture humor | my diary | la thé glacé avec sucre | stupid things i do | les images | don't click me | minions | my happy little bio | she's an opinionated lil bugger, ain't she? | essay: legalize drugs | we'll always have paris | 100% sausage-free links | ooh, pretty... | talk to me, baby | saga | survey me | on nudity and beauty in american culture

wow. look at all the pointless stuff.

wow. here i can put stuff that didn't go anywhere else. rock on.

drugs are bad children
don't smoke marijoowana, mmkay?

naughty naughty...
save the kittens!!!

i'm naked!
invader zim is the best thing EVER

pod is the best band ever
lizbeth, nuggerox, bdawg and me after the pod concert

"invader blood marches through my blood like giant radioactive rubber pants! the pants command me! do not defy my veins!"- zim